23/04/2013 Work Day

Good evening! What a eventful day! I suggest you make a cuppa bring popcorn and then read this..

5.30am...alarm squealing in my ear while i moan in protest telling myself the world is wrong it is NOT 5.30am.....it couldnt be.....

5.35am....Andy's alarm felt lonely so it started squealing too....if I wanted the world to end this morning would have been it.

So stumbled to the bathroom and near died! Something was scary and looking back at me!! Black eyes, hair like snakes!!! Then I calmed down when i realized it was just me in the mirror, phew, close call.....

Andy still happily snoozing away when i stomped in and said "sorry need light on to see" BAM!!! the almighty light came on!! Made my day a little bit brighter!!

I was so nice (as awful as it sounds) to wake tommy up for a change instead of him waking me! if you look up the word "grumpy" "Displeased" in the dictionary Tommys picture would have been there, in the middle of getting tommy ready I completely forgot to pack my bag!!! "this is called baby brain at 5.45am*

Off to work! Go in, to find out iv 5 cooked breakfast's!!!! not 1 or 2 but 5!!!!!! Alot of panic (as it was my first time cooking that many on a time limit) My hands are red raw....I really should learn not to put my hands under the grill to fish the bean dish out....so I survived breakfast, off to clean rooms!! 2 rooms with a kingsize bed, en suite charming and a double bedroom with an en suite. Those bed side tables are out to get me....i know it...my elbows look like they have been through world war 2!

Finsih cleaning....phew.....time to go home......oh wait!! thats right I missed the bus...quick call to the better half to come to my rescue! My parts man in a shinny red rover 25!! He left me into town and I decided to walk to my mums with Tommy, To find out I picked her up wrong....I thought she was off but oh no she wasnt.....bugger....

Got taxi home...tommy was content to play in his playpen for averagely 0.3 seconds. Bless <3  So, intot the high chair, bannana all sliced up and put infront of him, most ended up on the floor, my god we need a dog!!

BATH TIMEE!!!

Dangerous work.....oh no! no no, not the child drowning or touching the hot tap, its the fact I could drown!!! He splashes, kicks, and occasionally the odd pee.....i need a scubba divers outfit to bath him! Nor does the rubber duck interest him, but the jug to wash his hair interests him!! Typical...out of the bath and into the biggest fluffiest towel I can find for him, wrap him up and have a big cuddle!! Sitting on the sofa having a cuddle ever so happy! Then the dreaded moment....his hands clench....his toes curl....the bright red face.......*PPPPPFFFFFTTTTT* If you thought you have seen white? No, you should have seen my face then you would have known the true colour of white! Thankfully false alarm so his father, my partner was called to the rescue to secure the nappy on. Talk about team work!!

Bed time for the young man!!!!

PARTYYYYYY!!! Well, if you call a party eating dinner in peace and going online! No vodka, no beer, no wine....just sweet sweet cans of *diet* boost......heavon...

So a long day but interesting! Off to watch some rubbish on tv and head to bed....work at 7.15am....please pray the clocks feel ever so kind to go back 5 hours during the night!!

Night everyone!!